This is Sandy. He’s fourteen months old, he’s beautiful and friendly….and we should be his people by Saturday.
The cold hearted bitch that I am, I didn’t cry when I got married but one trip into the doggy viewing room at Dog’s Trust and I’m a wreck!
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
AND YOU HAVE MY BOW.
AND MY AXE!
I have never read 50 Shades and don’t ever intend to from the quotes that I have been subjected to along with the randy cougars that I would occasionally find on the train talking about it loudly to each other about it while they got shitfaced on cheap wine on the way to the clubs…No thank you. On Mara’s side.
Husbandface realised that the lock on our back door (new house) is jammed and his dreams of going out on to the patio to smoke (one of the few things we argue over because I have a stick up my arse about it) are temporarily dashed.
I love this house already.